|parents:||okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!|
|me:||they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now|
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh